i need my moment of grandiosity and achievement, and i propose to revel in it on the grounds that, if my previous life is any indication, various devastating humiliations are likely to be in store. but at any rate: i believe i just discovered the whereabouts of the holy grail of card handling, what we've been chasing for the last century and a half: the invisible shift. i can nullify your cut, bitch! if you don't know what 'the pass' or 'the shift' is, you don't know nothin. go read your erdnase, your dai. christ. do i have to tell you everything?
now, am i going to tell you how to do an invisible crispy shift? no i am not. i am going to try to figure out some way to sell it to you.