cheese it, the cops!

poor baby!

whose god may we mock?

anyone's, actually.

is there a war on christianity? of course, if only because the american state is governed by moslems, buddhists, and satanists, who persecute christians between their spasms of pederastic bestialism.

god and me

so, like i was talking to god the other day and i kept asking Him questions, like: how could you make me into crispin sartwell? why are people dying in darfur? did you really disapprove of new orleans? etc etc. but i couldn't get His attention. he just kept rolling the damn dice, yelling shit like "baby needs new clothes!"

booyeah

you've got to admire the government of afghanistan, for even the very idea of executing people because they convert to christianity. and you've got to admit that it is very broadminded of the current administration, where you can't swing a hatchet without hitting an evangelical christian, to set up a regime where this could be the case. i also would endorse executing people for converting to islam, by the way. anyone who establishes a relationship with god should be immediately transported to the supernal realm.