I'm the illest on your commentary page
food for thought, nutrition for the whole brain
keep your neurotransmitters warm on a cold day
I'm ahead of my time, or so they say.
I was created by intelligent design
Shields, you're just a spokesman for the party line
you diss me out of pride
but when you're finished talkin with your bitch lehrer you're out of time
even my worst fuckin column was fuckin sublime
