jailbreak

i unconditionally endorse the destruction of all penal facilities. but rarely has the program been pursued with the vigorous, classical directness that joe and misty brought to it. their friend randy was in the fairbanks, alaska correctional center for a small matter of methamphetamine and an exchange of gunfire: a mere peccadillo. so joe and misty stole a kawasaki front-end loader from neighboring university redi-mix, rolled it over a couple of fences, and started ramming it repeatedly into the jail, a procedure which reveals soap pistols and tunnels for the rococo aesthetic self-indulgences they are. joe and misty failed. but that doesn't mean that you would. (story from the fairbanks news-miner)