i am getting so sick of gay cartoon characters . i didn't even bother to blog the sponge bob is queer fad. but actually, i am really into sex with cartoon characters. i have always wanted to get way way gay with sponge bob: check out all those orifices. at any rate, it can't be easy to be both the secretary of education and a bigoted idiotic buffoon, though many have tried. this is no-insults week. so let me say this: i respect margaret spellings and james dobson and jerry falwell and any other obsessive homo who scours kiddy shows for the merest hint of the gay. i hope these people do not get pistol-whipped, then gay-raped, then fed into a huge trash-compactor and finally ground into sausage meat. because that would be wrong.