food stamps of death

don't tell anyone this, ok? i just had lunch with the person who runs america's food stamp program. she or perhaps he is thrilled at the way things are going. she or perhaps he is being allowed to do her or perhaps his work, and her budget just got increased in a satisfactory way. could it be that there's a human side to the, er, death machine? that quietly, secretly they do right things too? amazingly she or perhaps he did not pay for those incredible crabcakes at lexington market with foodstamps.