sometimes shit is surreal. or maybe i'm just hung over after the oscar party. (my acceptance speech: this is for every white man who ever thought he was as cool as denzel. this is for every faceless, voiceless white suprematist who ever worked as an extra in a movie that sucked.) anyway

Lemn Sissay, named as one of the 50 key black British writers, fetes small talk: 'Talking about traffic and patio doors is the Western Buddhist mantra,' he said. It's a way we can find inner peace in today's society. Small talk can give away so much more about people, and be much more fascinating than big talk. I truly respect those who can sit around and discuss patio doors for half an hour and get something out of it.'

The survey also found that more than two -thirds of people believe the telephone is the best way to have intelligent conversations, although Ned Sherrin, presenter of Loose Ends , the Radio 4 comedy show, a lexicographer and author of 20 books, admits hating the telephone. 'I would rather see the contours of their face, the clouds and the flicker of their tears. I find the telephone irritating and unsatisfactory, and like to get them over with as quickly as possible,' he said.

lemn? dude. i'd rather see the clouds too. fetes small talk?