william o'brien and i stink-bombed alice deal junior high school (people: your website's fucked up) so that it still reeked 5 years later (formula from "steal this book": essentially: drano and eggs: leave to ripen). we plotted to do the same to the u.s. capitol and i believe we could have. anyway, don't tell him i said that cause he's all respectable and shit. we were sleeping in my room one night when we were say 15 and heard a weird mewing noise. we found my bother adam's dog p.g. (= prince george's (county) (not my fault))  had given birth to seven puppies on him while he slept. he was asleep still, soaked in afterbirth and puppies.  my daughter jane (4 until june 21) demands that i tell that story over and over and over.