i remember when i was a kid (circa early-to-mid-60s) seeing ads in the comic books for sea monkeys, which were presented as more or less kinglyishly crowned monkey-headed sea horses that you could raise at home. thirty years later, when my kids sam and emma were maybe 7 and 3, i ordered some from somewhere and we raised them. they're brine shrimp: just tiny itsy-bitsy crustaceans. but they are highly accessorized, and their tininess is effective as a kind of screen: you can imagine them to be sea monkeys because you can see something moving around but that's about all. emma used to wear a little water-filled pendant around her neck with sea monkeys floating within. the sea monkey magnates - operating out of maryland - call themselves "trans-science inc": apt to their beautiful, extremely american marketing confection of hard science, pure imagination, and outright huchsterism. so anyway, sam (now 13) evidently had pretty vivid memories, because he really really wanted to find sea monkeys for jane's 5th b-day. he got her the basic starter set, which we're doing. but then we started checking out the available accessories, which include:
Cupids Arrow Mating Powder
For shy Sea-Monkeys afraid of "marriage",
this fabulous formula will give them a quick
trip "to the altar"! Once "hooked",
former "bachelor" Sea-Monkeys will
fill your tank with oodles of cute babies -
fast!
Sea-Monkeys Banana Treat
While it's true that "monkeys" like
bananas, Sea-Monkeys are no exception. So here's
a TREAT for your favorite pets and a wonderful
way to REWARD them for the FUN they give you!
A long-lasting supply of tasty "dessert"
for your aquatic pets that rovides health-giving
vitamins, minerals and LOVE!
Sea-Monkey Sea-Diamonds
This heap of sparkling "sea-gems"
keep Sea-Monkeys happy and entertained by giving
them toys that they will really play with! So
pretty they might as well be REAL. Watch the
Sea-Monkeys have fun by tossing Sea-Diamonds
around like beachballs! They even "learn"
to climb up and ride them as if they were surfboards.
This gives them the exercise they need to stay
fit. But MOST AMAZING, as the water levels drops
in your aquarium, Sea-Diamonds RISE UP from
the bottom and FLOAT MID-WATER, seemingly in
DEFIANCE OF THE LAWS OF GRAVITY! The Sea-Monkeys
now wind their way among the mysteriously suspended
gems swimming in and out of the enchanted "maze".
So fantastic, it MUST be seen to be believed!
Sea-Monkey® Speedway
Challenge™
Extreme head-to-head
Sea-Monkey races!
Which little creature
will earn the title of Sea-Monkey World Champion?
Coach your pets to maneuver the turns and speed
full throttle through the finish line! Sea-Monkeys
actually race "up-stream
by instinct" - against a current of water
that you control
- and the first to cross the finish line wins!
Aqua-Leash™
Here is a MUCH-NEEDED tool to SAFELY handle
Sea-Monkeys! Over 8 1/2" long, it's a Sea-Monkey
"picket-upper" that works by suction
and cannot injure even the biggest Sea-Monkeys
that you can grow. BEST
OF ALL, when
not used to catch a little rascal to move him
to another tank or for other reasons, it DOUBLES
as a "vacuum
cleaner"
to suction up the "yuck"
that settles on the bottom. Easy to operate,
and SO USEFUL, you'll thank the day you got
it.
PlayPen
This bio-ergonomic
designed and tested short-term Sea-Monkeys RC
is a perfect way to take your Salty Simian pets
with you to school, a friend's house, or the
David Letterman show! The PlayPen is a mobile
home as well as the best way to show case and
view your Sea-Monkeys at a close range. Press
the momentary button switch on the base of the
playpen and WOW...a very cool red light floods
the watery world of your pets. It happens because
the PlayPen is equipped with a bright red LED
light that puts a spot light on your pets. The
specially designed strong, stainless steel clip
will securely attach the PlayPen to your pocket
or back pack. The PlayPen is designed to safely
transport your Sea-Monkeys' for up to 36 hours.
Tic-Tac-Toe
Tic-Tac-Toe the Sea-Monkey
way. Here is a portable, whimsical Sea-Monkeys.
Tic-Tac-Toe game in blue and purple. 8 little
magnetic guys (4 blue, 4 purple) come in a high
quality tin container that serves as both play
set and storage container small enough to fit
in your pocket. Cute enough to brighten any
mood, any day. Size: 3" 1/2 x 2" 1/2
in a blue gift box. Contains 8 playing pieces;
one storage / play set and Instructions.
etc!!
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