wopof's new front

you know how much i dig the rightblogworld's obsession with the war on christmas. but what i can't stand is these secular humanist pussies who say there is no such war. what the hell! the war on christmas is real and we will be rounding up elves and shit. we are going to put christmas in a stress position and make it talk. we are going to pepperspray christmas and listen to its pathetic squealing. we are going to shoot it with big big guns and after that we are going to fuck its bullet-ridden corpse. there's only one way to come at baby jesus, and that's with all the firepower you got. happy holidays!