be glad you're a dick

not content with the infinite emoto-political nattering of women's magazines, highly privileged women are writing opinion pieces. geez. "you know, it's hard to balance home and career." really?  now let me re-cast that sentence 300 times. it's hard for these same generations of women to strike a healthy balance of the shallow with the superficial, the empty buzz word and the empty cliche, thus preserving the gains of feminism while staying true to their real love of cute little babies. how to balance barbie-brain with a writing assignment? it is a tremendous challenge to emote on cue in the same precise channel as all other women of one's demographic, and yet so many women of our time have taken up this challenge courageously, writing without point or surcease. they're so cute when they screw up their little faces like they're really trying to think!