On bears. Crusader Mike notes that In further bestiary news, bears are going crazy. It's like they heard about the alligators and decided, "Oh yeah! Fuck you, lizards. Bring it on". In Canada, an undersized black bear ran down and mauled a bicyclist; in Holland, they caught and ate a monkee that wandered into their cages. Now, the grizzly and the polar bear are mating...It's gotta be the end times...