how weird is my family? so weird and unique that we listen to u2. so unbelievably idiosyncratic and confident in our amazing bizarreness that our faucet drips. so utterly pathological and beautifully eccentric that we were inspired by the obama inaugural. so unbelievably, insanely normative, so absolutely dead center of yuppie demographics, that we don't actually exist at all, that we are, strictly, redundant.