announcing a new political party: the reactionary progressives. forward, into the past. our goal is to ban everything developed after 1820: corporate capitalism; abolition of slavery; woman suffrage. we don't expect to achieve this admirable, sweeping return to basic decency. but we do think that giving it a shot will introduce bizarre, completely unpredictable, extreme change in the immediate future, thus driving us into a 22nd century bright with innovation.