my life as a moronic caucasian man has been a continuous disaster. i've made good decisions less often than not, as is characteristic of my kind. but i have reached a rendezvous with destiny. i am resolved to become a wise latina woman with rich experiences, if that's not redundant, or even if it is. this will, i know, take discipline, surgery, software, self-delusion, starches. but then i'll be able to reach better decisions more often than not, i would hope. if i had any hope.