perhaps the most monstrous, or at least puzzling crime of all in the local wave, which always seems to start at wal-mart. sometimes you wonder just why we have so many bodily fluids, and what we might use them all for.
A Codorus Township woman threw a sweatshirt soaked with urine, saliva and mucous in a state trooper's face after he arrested her for retail theft Saturday, according to state police.