in what is a beautiful example of american political discourse, democrats - in unison, like the machines or parrots they are - keep saying that the republicans are "the party of 'no'." however, the republicans - not realizing that responding to machines and parrots is as useless as responding to tea kettles or shrubs - deny being the party of 'no.' so i am stepping into the breach. i think it would be excellent to have a party of 'no'; a nihilist organization. rather than merely being entirely empty while continuing to simulate life and intellection, we embrace the emptiness at the heart of american politics explicitly. because quite frankly, at the end of the day there is a disconnect. a disconnect between each thing and each other thing, and between each thing and itself. indeed it would not be too much to say that in our universe at the end of the day there is nothing other than a disconnect.

forward my minions! no! no, no, no no, no. no.

oh hell no.