watcha watchin, crispy? well, tackled guy ("god i suck") ritchie's revolver (2005) last night, 'cause jason statham rocks. it is certainly the worst movie ever made by anyone up until sherlock holmes, which is a film made by idiots for inanimate objects. at any rate, revolver is unbelievably portentous clap-trap, really the last thing you want to see in an action movie, and though it is formulaic, it is incomprehensible: a very tough thing to pull off. what i don't get is how you make "lock, stock, and two smoking barrels" and "snatch" and then this butterball. it's the kind of film tarantino would make - indeed it's filled to the brim with his mannerisms - after the lobotomy.