like all television viewers, i have become an expert on side effects. the best i've ever seen are connected to simponi, an anti-arthritis drug. sometimes it's hard to decide between the disease and the cure, but i suppose once you're dead, the stiffness in your joints, while extreme, is no longer so bothersome.

SIMPONI™ can lower your ability to fight infections. Serious and sometimes fatal events can occur. There have been reports of serious infections including tuberculosis (TB) and infections caused by bacteria, fungi, or viruses that have spread throughout the body. Other serious side effects include lymphoma or other cancers, hepatitis B, heart failure or nervous system problems.