Maj Gen You Nak-jun, the head of the marine corps, said: "We'll certainly repay North Korea a thousand-fold for killing and harming our marines.

"South Korean active-duty marines and all reserve forces will engrave this anger and hostility in our bones and we will make sure we take revenge on North Korea."

The North calls the military drills an "unpardonable provocation". State media promised a "sea of fire" if North Korean territory was violated.

etc. i must say i really dig these koreans! it's like the wwe, but without the actual bouts. i declare verbal war! we will flirt with your women and rape your pets. we will annihilate you as though your nation were paper, your people pencil marks, and our invulnerable military force a big eraser by claes oldenburg. fuck you fuck you fuck you!

really, once you start talking this kind of smack, you better pay off, or we'll all just point and laugh at you, you pussies. if the korean peninsula doesn't drown this weekend in a sea of fire, i will lose all respect for both governments, and for every person of korean origin.