i'm grooving on the red thong theme. last time i was with sarah, that's what she was wearing. coincidence? on the other hand, last time i was with liberace, that was what he was wearing too, with diamond encrustations. now it may be speculation, but i think the moral collapse of america - the point at which it started to descend into the total decadence, universal suicidal despair, and the war of all against all in which we now find ourselves - was the point at which liberace did his gig in tucson. and liberace was definitely packing a 'gun.' does limbaugh wear red thongs? does beck? (no, as a matter of fact, beck wears baby blue thongs.)