tsunami of jive:

black-eyed peas on american idol tonight. will.i.am says, "this song is about love and strength. it's for the people of japan." he was very sincere, admittedly hard to bring off in a chrome toupee. the lyrical thrust, buried in vocoder debris: i'm addicted to your booty. in their moment of darkness, the japense people have been inspired! they've recovered from the aflac duck flap. the song helped all human beings everywhere resign ourselves to a slow, hideous death, which now looks like a blessed release from meaningless world.