dawning self-knowledge

u2 has put off the release of their next album until well after all the members are dead. "we had the realization that we suck," said bono, appearing without sunglasses for the first time since 1962. "we started out sucking and then we sucked worse and worse until we were literally writing spider-man. we plan to take a leave of absence and enter a rehab facility to deal with our sucking issues."