call me

when obama refuses to relinquish power (a refusal backed up by the total resources of american armed forces), puts malia and sasha in charge of death squads and the oil industry (respectively), nationalizes all television stations and imposes a regime of total censorship, and then deposits half u.s. gdp into his offshore accounts and the bodies of tea partiers, graffiti artists, and random fifth-graders into his mass graves.