giving her a good tongue-lashing

rarely has a book been trashed (by the guardian, new york review of books, new yorker, etc) as thoroughly and repeatedly upon its appearance; everyone is screwing naomi wolf's vagina. personally, i'm working on dick! my huge magical cosmic penis. did you know that there is a connection between the penis and the brain? it's scientific! and yet the schlong is as it were a deeply spiritual organ. plus without it i feel the vagina would have a different shape. god i love myself!