so now y'all can go from a simulation of the ecstasy of election night 2008 to a simulation of the disappointment you felt for the whole first term. perhaps another redeemer will someday emerge to clarify the extremely muddled idea that is america. i don't think there are any plausible kennedys left, though. or they're all in rehab right now, harboring and hoarding their charisma.
like you, of course, i am kind of bummed out by our terrible setback in the war on women. we are getting. our. asses. kicked. but i am not at all admitting defeat. we will wrest from you once again control of your bodies! if we lose, though - as ultimately seems inevitable - i plan to go all tranny.
so looking at google election results: 1,087,503 votes for gary johnson; 368,324 for jill stein. about 115,000,000 for goldman sachs: those are indeed the people whose votes really counted. i remember pre-internet trying to figure out how many votes the libertarian candidate got; no one would report it at all. you'd have to wait until the next election for them to telll you they got 800k last time or whatever it was.
