so, one thing i wonder is whether the nsa is reading 'cheese it! the cops.' or, i wonder what it would take to get them really interested or induce a home search, no-fly etc. oh, edward snowden, my cousin and best friend, fedexed me all the stuff three weeks ago on thumb drives. you wouldn't believe general keith alexander's sexual habits! i'll be dripping out the details over the next few weeks, as it were. a preview: general keith alexander's specific dick is in your private ass right now. it is a felony to mention that of course, so relax and try to enjoy it. tryin to hit the keywords. jihad! actually, i think people by writing/texting/phoning/blogging/tweeting stuff like that all the time might help mess this stuff up. it should be a movement.