In which Crusader AXE insults Vanderbilt Divinity School, the Academy of Country Music, and people who don't get country music while insulting the current gang of people supposedly singing it...and confesses dreaming of a Nudie suit and talking about them without showing a picture or mentioning Porter Waggoner, due probably to penis envy. (Long before Randy Johnson, Porter was known around Nashville as the"Big Unit" and it had nothing to do with his slider/fastball combination.)
