it is indeed bizarre that the insanely disgusting alex rodriguez is playing professional baseball. i would like to point out that no one is forcing joe girardi & co to put him in the lineup, and that it is really wrong for him to be on the field, or really anywhere here in the human world. at this point i'd be scanning the stands and, in particular, the dugouts, for snipers. when he goes to take a leak and shoot up he might just get jumped and rodneykinged by his own teammates; you might want to keep him in hiding for his own protection. at least we wouldn't have to watch that fuckhead play.