unspontaneous data combustion

alright, i'm going to admit that for some time i have been pondering how one might introduce "fiery explosions" - or indeed, explosions of any kind - into the nsa data center: you know, just casually turning over various ideas in my mind. not, of course, that i would actually commit such a crime...unless i could figure out something that would work and leave me alive. indeed, i would say that anyone who is even vaguely an american or a decent human being must have been having such thoughts. but, evidently there's no need: the thing keeps fierily exploding on its own. i think these explosions are little warnings from on high. i probably can't do anything about the absolute end of human freedom, but if there is a god, then he in turn has the nsa under surveillance. and if he is a just god, the whole complex and all its devices and monstrous totalitarian enthusiasts will be thoroughly immolated and sucked into hell, like rihanna in this is the end.