send in the clowns

i very much like the idea of sovereign nations at war with entertainment conglomerates. but, if i were kim jong-un - which, for all i know, i may well be - and i was interpreting comedies as acts of war, i would be worried. in fact, i'm surprised deterrence didn't work. alright you messed with our seth rogen/james franco movie? guess what, de-hack immediately or we will send in will farrell. dude we will come at you in waves of comedy annihilation. we'll assemble a unit under cedric the entertainer or tina fey. seriously, are you going to mess with tina fey? your nation will die laughing, son. this will make nuclear warheads look like kittens. when we're done, you'll wish we had opted for mere regime change.